By: Daniel Olsen Photo from Spider-Man Far From Home Commercial This is a script detailing the Utah Jazz's pursuit of an NBA championship via a dynamic duo that shall henceforth be named the Comic Con Peter Parker, having announced his retirement from his superhero career, passed on his Spider-Man outfit to a rising star named … Continue reading SLC “Comic Con” 2020
by Daniel Olsen The Utah Jazz drafted a polarizing player in Grayson Allen in 2018 who will hopefully develop to be an integral piece of the team. A player selected in the 20s or higher often has to to earn his way to the top and Grayson was humble enough to put in the work … Continue reading The Utah Jazz and the 2019 NBA Draft
By: Daniel Olsen January 14, 2019 (Featured photo courtesy of KUTV) Before this week the Jazz didn't have any double digit halftime comeback wins. They now have two in the last 10 days. What does this mean? Are the Jazz the new Comeback Kids or does this mean nothing? The answer is yes. Analytics support … Continue reading Can the Jazz become the Comeback Kids?
The Jazz have gone through several different phases throughout the last forty years in Utah. The first 10 years were a struggle. The team was close to being sold. Luckily the development of several key draft picks gradually helped the team start to be an annual playoff contender. The second decade was considered The Golden … Continue reading The Change that started at Customs
Mark Milligan Jr. Nov. 11, 2018 The Utah Jazz are sitting with a 6-6 record to start the season and if you were feeling like they were underperforming, you're not alone. Considering their post-All-Star dominance last year and their uneventful offseason, I'd dare say most fans expected Utah to pick up where they left off. … Continue reading Jazz Hope to Avoid Strike 3 Against Grizzlies
By Mark Milligan Jr Nov. 1, 2018 Wow. I had the craziest nightmare last night. (It had to be a dream because nothing like it could happen in real life.) I dreamed that Derrick Rose's corpse rose from the depths of the NBA graveyard on Halloween night and took revenge on the team that traded … Continue reading The Dead Arise, Grizzlies, & Revenge
By: Daniel Olsen Halloween 2018 👻 Some of us love good old banter – especially in the college ranks. The anonymous Twitter burner account @boneyfuller enjoys trolling roster pictures of BYU’s opponent that week. The Utah State Aggies had a game newsletter for the student section that had dirt on the opposing team. It started … Continue reading Halloween Hit List Special: The WHERE Wolves
By Daniel Olsen Oct. 29, 2018 It was a heated game. Quin had to be restrained from going at the referees, players got banged up and the Utah Jazz eeked out a win over the Maverik gas station team. Here's how they did it: Gobert got 3 blocks again: The Jazz are 4-0 this season … Continue reading Mavs Run Out of Gas vs Jazz
by Daniel Olsen | October 17, 2018 (Image via Sactown Royalty) Some of us love good old banter especially in the college ranks. The anonymous Twitter burner account @boneyfuller enjoys trolling roster pictures of BYU's opponent that week. The Utah State Aggies had a game newsletter for the student section that had dirt on the … Continue reading Game one hit list: Jazz vs the Suck-ramento Queens
Hayward & Crowder finally meet for the first time since Hayward broke his ankle falling over Crowder...