6 years ago BYU Cougars tried to lure Jabari Parker from Chicago to Provo. Students tried wearing “Chicago to Provo” T-shirts, making welcoming posters and even making a “Gangnam Style” parody called “Parker Style“.
Unfortunately for them he chose the prestigious Duke Blue Devils instead.
Fast forward to the present and Jabari is now a free agent in the NBA this offseason. Although he has had injury troubles he was the second pick in the 2014 NBA Draft. In attempts to recruit him again to Utah, this time to the Jazz, here is a new and improved sequel to try to recruit him to hopefully an injury free and improved stint in Swat Lake City:
Parker Style Part 2:
Forget that Milwaukee Kidd
Time to come to Utah
Haywood was the past but Jabari is the future
Looked at his high school and college stats on the computer so
Jabari come to Utah
He is a cool guy
In college he was the ACC ROY
Him and Gobert in the front court would be fly
This is not a lie
From Logan down to St. George
We’re taking note, we’re taking note
We got real rookies baby DPOY by the mile
We got everything we need in Utah but Parker Style, we got everything we need in Utah but Parker Style
So Jabari please, give The Jazz Parker Style
He’s a Stormin’ Mormon Jabari is really what we crave
Time to put all the haters in their graves
With Jabari it will be a new Jazz day
Take Note son it’s time to play
He is really cool
And the Mean Girls would say he is really grool
All the naysaying Twitter roasters are really cruel
Please take them to school
From Logan down to St. George
We’re taking note we’re taking note
We got real rookies baby
DPOY by the mile
We got everything we need in Utah
But Parker Style
We got everything we need in Utah
But Parker Style
Jabari Please!
Give Utah Parker Style