Give Utah Parker Style

6 years ago BYU Cougars tried to lure Jabari Parker from Chicago to Provo. Students tried wearing “Chicago to Provo” T-shirts, making welcoming posters and even making a “Gangnam Style” parody called “Parker Style“.

Unfortunately for them he chose the prestigious Duke Blue Devils instead.

Fast forward to the present and Jabari is now a free agent in the NBA this offseason. Although he has had injury troubles he was the second pick in the 2014 NBA Draft. In attempts to recruit him again to Utah, this time to the Jazz, here is a new and improved sequel to try to recruit him to hopefully an injury free and improved stint in Swat Lake City:

Parker Style Part 2:

Forget that Milwaukee Kidd

Time to come to Utah

Haywood was the past but Jabari is the future

Looked at his high school and college stats on the computer so

Jabari come to Utah

He is a cool guy

In college he was the ACC ROY

Him and Gobert in the front court would be fly

This is not a lie

From Logan down to St. George

We’re taking note, we’re taking note

We got real rookies baby DPOY by the mile

We got everything we need in Utah but Parker Style, we got everything we need in Utah but Parker Style

So Jabari please, give The Jazz Parker Style

He’s a Stormin’ Mormon Jabari is really what we crave

Time to put all the haters in their graves

With Jabari it will be a new Jazz day

Take Note son it’s time to play

He is really cool

And the Mean Girls would say he is really grool

All the naysaying Twitter roasters are really cruel

Please take them to school

From Logan down to St. George

We’re taking note we’re taking note

We got real rookies baby

DPOY by the mile

We got everything we need in Utah

But Parker Style

We got everything we need in Utah

But Parker Style

Jabari Please!

Give Utah Parker Style

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